Welcome to my humble corner of the world wide webz.
My given name is long and French and since I've got a full time job, a husband, 2 kids, 1 hamster and this side hustle, I just don't have time for it. So I go by Elle now. DEAL WITH IT MOM
By day I work in HR and by night I mostly collapse in Netflix's arms after my kiddos are in bed. Sometimes when I feel I've reached ultimate sloth mode, I throw myself into writing stories. Unlike the two minis that now occupy my house, when this baby was born it didn't leave me an unfortunately placed episiotomy scar. No, when this 3rd child came into the world I knew I had publish it myself, MY WAY, in case it gave all the other tired Mamas out there a chuckle. But only a light one, nobody has time to change their pantyliner constantly amiright ladies?
The book was masterfully illustrated by Annie Moor of the Annie Draws Stuff Etsy Shop. Annie included details only a Mama would spot. You'll know it when you see them! Annie and I met in 2017 when I lived in New York City. I spotted her booth at the Union Square Holiday Market and made a super creepy proposition for her artistic talents while she finished a transaction with another clearly uncomfortable customer. We worked on making it perfect for 9 months and now it's here for the world to enjoy.
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